Looking to host a hilarious quiz night? You’re in the right place! Below are 100 funny quiz questions tailored for a UK audience, split into five rounds: General Pub Quiz, Geography, History, Music, and Film/TV. Each question is guaranteed to bring a smile or spark some giggles. Let’s dive in!
Round 1: Funny General Pub Quiz Questions (1-20)
- What do you call a group of unicorns?
- If cats have nine lives, how many do frogs have?
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
- What do you call fake spaghetti?
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- What did the big flower say to the little flower?
- Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Why can’t you trust stairs?
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
- What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Round 2: Funny Geography Questions (21-40)
- What country is shaped like a boot?
- Why did the map go to school?
- Which country has the most cows and no cowsheds?
- Where can you stand in three countries at once?
- Why don’t mountains get tired?
- Which city is famous for its leaning tower?
- What is the only continent without ants?
- What do you call a city filled with mathematicians?
- Why is the ocean so salty?
- What is the smallest country in the world?
- Why did the volcano break up with its girlfriend?
- Which country is famous for chocolate, watches, and neutrality?
- What do you call a place where bananas go to relax?
- Why was Europe always cold during the Ice Age?
- Where can you visit Big Ben?
- What’s the flattest continent on Earth?
- Why do rivers never get lost?
- What is the capital of Iceland?
- Why can’t you play hide-and-seek in the mountains?
- What’s the highest mountain in the world?
Round 3: Funny History Questions (41-60)
- Who was known as the “Mad Monk” of Russia?
- Why did Napoleon hide his hands in portraits?
- Which queen is famous for saying, “Let them eat cake”?
- Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
- What was the shortest war in history?
- Who was the first US president to live in the White House?
- Why was the Great Fire of London such a disaster?
- What year did the Titanic sink?
- Why did the caveman bring string to the Stone Age party?
- Who discovered America?
- Why was World War I called “The Great War”?
- What was Cleopatra’s favorite hairstyle?
- What’s the nickname for the Tower of London’s ravens?
- Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
- Which invention is said to have started the Industrial Revolution?
- Why was the calendar popular in ancient times?
- Who invented the telephone?
- Why did ancient Egyptians build pyramids?
- What’s the oldest surviving wonder of the world?
- What was the Trojan Horse used for?
Round 4: Funny Music Questions (61-80)
- Why did the music teacher go to jail?
- What instrument can you hear but never see?
- Why did the guitarist go to the bakery?
- Which singer is known as the “Queen of Pop”?
- What do you call a musician with problems?
- Why was the piano player always calm?
- What type of songs do planets sing?
- Who is famous for the song “Bohemian Rhapsody”?
- What do you call a fish that plays the guitar?
- Why did the musician break up with his metronome?
- What’s the national anthem of vegetables?
- Why don’t skeletons play instruments?
- Who is the lead singer of The Rolling Stones?
- Why do bands tour in odd numbers?
- What did the drum say to the cymbal?
- Why are pianists great at hide and seek?
- Who is known as the “King of Rock and Roll”?
- Why did the choir bring a ladder?
- What type of songs do cows write?
- What’s the most musical part of your body?
Round 5: Funny Film/TV Questions (81-100)
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Why did the tomato turn red in the movie?
- What’s the name of the wizarding school in Harry Potter?
- What’s the superhero alter ego of Peter Parker?
- Why don’t zombies watch TV?
- What’s the name of the spaceship in Star Wars?
- Who says “To infinity and beyond”?
- What’s the name of the coffee shop in Friends?
- Why did the vampire refuse to act in the movie?
- Who plays Jack in Titanic?
- Why did the actor take a ladder to the set?
- What’s the name of the fictional African country in Black Panther?
- What’s the highest-grossing film of all time?
- What’s the name of the Simpsons’ dog?
- Why do film editors make great comedians?
- What’s the name of the hobbit played by Elijah Wood?
- Why did the TV go to therapy?
- What’s the name of the famous ogre in Shrek?
- Who directed Jaws?
- What’s the name of the dragon in Game of Thrones?
That’s a wrap! Use these funny quiz questions for your next trivia night and guarantee a great time for everyone. Let me know if you’d like me to tweak anything or add more rounds!