100 Funny Quiz Questions

Looking to host a hilarious quiz night? You’re in the right place! Below are 100 funny quiz questions tailored for a UK audience, split into five rounds: General Pub Quiz, Geography, History, Music, and Film/TV. Each question is guaranteed to bring a smile or spark some giggles. Let’s dive in!


Round 1: Funny General Pub Quiz Questions (1-20)

  1. What do you call a group of unicorns?
    A blessing

  1. If cats have nine lives, how many do frogs have?
    None—they croak!

  1. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
    The living room

  1. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot

  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite

  1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one

  1. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field

  1. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho cheese

  1. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    Nothing—it just waved

  1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts

  1. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
    Hey, bud!

  1. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    It was two tired

  1. Why can’t you trust stairs?
    They’re always up to something

  1. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot

  1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up

  1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    Supplies!

  1. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
    Because he was always spotted

  1. What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
    A satisfactory

  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear

Round 2: Funny Geography Questions (21-40)

  1. What country is shaped like a boot?
    Italy

  1. Why did the map go to school?
    To find its coordinates

  1. Which country has the most cows and no cowsheds?
    India

  1. Where can you stand in three countries at once?
    The tri-border between Germany, Belgium, and the Netherlands

  1. Why don’t mountains get tired?
    Because they stay grounded

  1. Which city is famous for its leaning tower?
    Pisa

  1. What is the only continent without ants?
    Antarctica

  1. What do you call a city filled with mathematicians?
    Calc-u-lotta

  1. Why is the ocean so salty?
    Because the land doesn’t wave back

  1. What is the smallest country in the world?
    Vatican City

  1. Why did the volcano break up with its girlfriend?
    Because she was acting too eruptive

  1. Which country is famous for chocolate, watches, and neutrality?
    Switzerland

  1. What do you call a place where bananas go to relax?
    The Bananadise (paradise for bananas)

  1. Why was Europe always cold during the Ice Age?
    Because it didn’t have a decent thermostat

  1. Where can you visit Big Ben?
    London, England

  1. What’s the flattest continent on Earth?
    Australia

  1. Why do rivers never get lost?
    Because they always follow their course

  1. What is the capital of Iceland?
    Reykjavik

  1. Why can’t you play hide-and-seek in the mountains?
    Because they always peak

  1. What’s the highest mountain in the world?
    Mount Everest

Round 3: Funny History Questions (41-60)

  1. Who was known as the “Mad Monk” of Russia?
    Rasputin

  1. Why did Napoleon hide his hands in portraits?
    Because he was secretly “short-handed”

  1. Which queen is famous for saying, “Let them eat cake”?
    Marie Antoinette

  1. Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
    Because he liked to chop and change

  1. What was the shortest war in history?
    The Anglo-Zanzibar War (38–45 minutes)

  1. Who was the first US president to live in the White House?
    John Adams

  1. Why was the Great Fire of London such a disaster?
    Because it was a hot mess!

  1. What year did the Titanic sink?
    1912

  1. Why did the caveman bring string to the Stone Age party?
    Because he wanted to rock and roll

  1. Who discovered America?
    Christopher Columbus

  1. Why was World War I called “The Great War”?
    Because it couldn’t think of a better name

  1. What was Cleopatra’s favorite hairstyle?
    The Nile wave

  1. What’s the nickname for the Tower of London’s ravens?
    Feathered wardens

  1. Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
    Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions

  1. Which invention is said to have started the Industrial Revolution?
    The steam engine

  1. Why was the calendar popular in ancient times?
    Because it was always up-to-date

  1. Who invented the telephone?
    Alexander Graham Bell

  1. Why did ancient Egyptians build pyramids?
    Because they thought they’d make great Pharaoh-tos

  1. What’s the oldest surviving wonder of the world?
    The Great Pyramid of Giza

  1. What was the Trojan Horse used for?
    Sneaking soldiers into Troy

Round 4: Funny Music Questions (61-80)

  1. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
    Because she got caught with too many notes

  1. What instrument can you hear but never see?
    Your voice

  1. Why did the guitarist go to the bakery?
    To get some jam sessions

  1. Which singer is known as the “Queen of Pop”?
    Madonna

  1. What do you call a musician with problems?
    A trebled soul

  1. Why was the piano player always calm?
    Because he had good keys to success

  1. What type of songs do planets sing?
    Neptunes

  1. Who is famous for the song “Bohemian Rhapsody”?
    Queen

  1. What do you call a fish that plays the guitar?
    A bass player

  1. Why did the musician break up with his metronome?
    It just wasn’t their tempo

  1. What’s the national anthem of vegetables?
    Oh Kale Yeah!

  1. Why don’t skeletons play instruments?
    They don’t have the organs

  1. Who is the lead singer of The Rolling Stones?
    Mick Jagger

  1. Why do bands tour in odd numbers?
    Because they can’t even

  1. What did the drum say to the cymbal?
    You’re smashing it!

  1. Why are pianists great at hide and seek?
    Because they’re good at covering their tracks

  1. Who is known as the “King of Rock and Roll”?
    Elvis Presley

  1. Why did the choir bring a ladder?
    To hit the high notes

  1. What type of songs do cows write?
    Moosic

  1. What’s the most musical part of your body?
    Your ear drum

Round 5: Funny Film/TV Questions (81-100)

  1. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    SpongeBob SquarePants

  1. Why did the tomato turn red in the movie?
    Because it saw the salad dressing

  1. What’s the name of the wizarding school in Harry Potter?
    Hogwarts

  1. What’s the superhero alter ego of Peter Parker?
    Spider-Man

  1. Why don’t zombies watch TV?
    Because they prefer to binge on brains

  1. What’s the name of the spaceship in Star Wars?
    The Millennium Falcon

  1. Who says “To infinity and beyond”?
    Buzz Lightyear

  1. What’s the name of the coffee shop in Friends?
    Central Perk

  1. Why did the vampire refuse to act in the movie?
    Because he couldn’t handle the spotlight

  1. Who plays Jack in Titanic?
    Leonardo DiCaprio

  1. Why did the actor take a ladder to the set?
    To reach new heights in his career

  1. What’s the name of the fictional African country in Black Panther?
    Wakanda

  1. What’s the highest-grossing film of all time?
    Avatar

  1. What’s the name of the Simpsons’ dog?
    Santa’s Little Helper

  1. Why do film editors make great comedians?
    Because their timing is everything

  1. What’s the name of the hobbit played by Elijah Wood?
    Frodo Baggins

  1. Why did the TV go to therapy?
    It had too many channels

  1. What’s the name of the famous ogre in Shrek?
    Shrek

  1. Who directed Jaws?
    Steven Spielberg

  1. What’s the name of the dragon in Game of Thrones?
    Drogon

That’s a wrap! Use these funny quiz questions for your next trivia night and guarantee a great time for everyone. Let me know if you’d like me to tweak anything or add more rounds!

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